So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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