I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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