arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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