I just pynch a tree in the face
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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