Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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