I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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