Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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