I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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