Kiss
Puke
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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