cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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