her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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