6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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