Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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