I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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