if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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