After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
What a dumb baby whore.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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