Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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