awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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