I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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