She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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