Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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