Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So vagazzling was a success
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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