i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize