So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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