Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
