I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
