Swine flu. Run for my life!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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