you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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