I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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