I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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