I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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