That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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