SEEEEXXX PLEASE
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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