I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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