He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
vagina is talking i cant
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
