I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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