dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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