Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
