she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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