Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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