That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Your penis caused this!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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