I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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