so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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