trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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