please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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