so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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