shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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