My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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