Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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