she was so not down for the gang bang
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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