Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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