Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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