I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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