hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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